“This is KAOS. We don’t *shush* here!”

•March 13, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Continuing our QUANTUM COMPUTER CRASH-(COLLISION?)-COURSE in prep for our upcoming performance BOUNDED IN A NUTSHELL

WIRED.COM posted a great article on some new developments in quantum computing.

It seems that a quantum computer’s “brain” works pretty much like a human brain. And that means that certain attempts by scientists to be fastidiously ordered are pretty much null and void.

From the article:

“The new study, published in the March 12 Science, suggests that anxious physicists should just relax. A group of researchers at the Technical University of Denmark in Lyngby have shown that randomly arranged materials can trap light just as well as ordered ones.

‘We took a very interesting, different approach: relaxing all these ordered structures and using disorder” as a resource, says study coauthor Peter Lodahl. “Let it play with you instead of playing against you.’”

…notes Diederik Wiersma, a physicist at the European Laboratory for Non-linear Spectroscopy in Florence, Italy…

…Like a human brain, a quantum brain is not a perfectly ordered structure, he says. “Nature doesn’t need a symmetric structure. It just needs your brain to be working.”

so so so many puns…

•March 10, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Continuing our QUANTUM COMPUTER CRASH-(COLLISION?)-COURSE to get your tech…juices…(ahem)…flowing in preparation for our upcoming performance BOUNDED IN A NUTSHELL

condom power button designAnother testament to my dirty, DIRTY MIND…but I think this is just brilliant…

And only in New York City.

From the NPR story

“An online contest for a special limited edition wrapper brought out the city’s more dirty-minded designers and 15,000 people voted on the finalists.”

Designer Luis Acosta (and fellow Queens resident) hit a gold mine with this one.

skin is in…put…”skinput”…seriously…

•March 5, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Continuing our QUANTUM COMPUTER CRASH-(COLLISION?)-COURSE to get your geek mojo going for our upcoming performance BOUNDED IN A NUTSHELL

Chris Harrison at Carnegie Mellon University has got an interesting variation on the touchscreen.

arm as keyboard

Turn your own arm into a computer keyboard.

It’s things like this that make me realize what a dirty mind I have – ‘cos I just can’t help wonder what this could do for the internet porn industry. Mark my words…if people aren’t annoyed by the fact that this technique leaves you one hand down…there are so many out there that could find this a lot of fun…

Big Brother is watching you – via webcam…

•March 2, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Continuing our QUANTUM COMPUTER CRASH-(COLLISION?)-COURSE to get your geek juices flowing for our upcoming performance BOUNDED IN A NUTSHELL

Technology is a double-edged sword. There’s easily one ill for every cure technology can provide.

big-brother-poster for blog

Some thoughts and responses to the privacy debate that has come up regarding a high school student in the Lower Merion School District from our GUEST BLOGGER MATTHEW “DJ REZ” RESNICK

Rez says:

Been reading about the goings on in Lower Merion, PA on the net. LM is best known as the high school home of Kobe Bryant. The relevance of the previous statement to my current piece is completely nil, just chalk it up to Rez looking for some degree of connectedness.

This piece has very little if anything to do with roundball. What it has to do with is privacy, computers, and the ability to pierce the former with the latter.

Short form: A student at a high school in Lower Merion (Harriton HS to be exact) got suspended for “improper behavior at home”. The behavior has been rumored to be many things; let’s just say it was something the student could have been suspended for at school, but he did it at home.

How, do you ask, did the school find out that he did whatever he did?

He wasn’t tattled on by a classmate. A teacher didn’t tell on him. His parents didn’t narc him out.

No. The student was nailed by a picture taken by the webcam on his computer.

The scary implication is as follows. The school can, and has, activate the webcam on the computer in order to see what/who is going on in front of it. Now, as a “technology professional”, I can tell you that this is a cool piece of tech…when the laptop is stolen, and you have a court order/warrant to turn the damn thing on so you can see who’s using it.

Someone out there needs to tell me how the school district can do this without parental consent. Someone, additionally, needs to tell me what kind of behavior would merit this kind of response. Someone invariably invokes “in loco parentis”. Got news for you, folks…that sort of stuff evaporates the moment you walk out of school. In bloody fucking valid. If your mom and dad want to do that to you…well, fuckshits, your mom and dad might have you dead to rights. But I see nothing in the constitution OR any legal opinion that makes it okay.

You do know what this reminds me of, though. Right kids?

Yep. About twenty six years late, but it’s 1984. Big brother is watching you. I’d understand somewhat if this was about nuclear bombs or industrial secrets or people looking at lolcats too much at work…but these are teenagers, guys. What the hell could this kid have been doing at home to merit being watched, AND THEN SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL? For doing something AT HOME. Really, Harriton High School?

Really.

Again, I don’t have all the data. I don’t pretend to know exactly what happened here, but what I do know is this: Blake Robbins was at home, in his room, doing something. His school activated the webcam on his computer without his knowledge and snapped a photo of him. They used this photo to suspend him from school. Whatever he did, it was not at school, it was at home.

Invasion of privacy is what it sounds like to me, kids. And either (a) someone’s gonna lose their job over this, or (b) kids in the Lower Merion School District need to invest in some electrical tape.

Matthew Resnick is a contributing blogger for SATURDAYS IN THE DARK. His radio program can be heard Tuesdays and Thursdays from 7-9pm at THOR RADIO.COM.

building a NUTSHELL

•February 28, 2010 • Leave a Comment

We staged a very informal first reading of BOUNDED IN A NUTSHELL last night at friend and guest blogger Matthew Resnick’s place in Brooklyn.

We hand-picked a small audience to come out and give thoughts and impressions. Great discussion. And great insight into what needs to be worked on for our performance in March.

Thanks to all who came out and helped last night.

Photos by Kirsten Wolf below.

Nick Luckenbaugh performs WHEAT WILL WIN THE WAR by Joshua Cox.

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Nick with flashlight3

Nick with flashlight4

Nick Luckenbaugh and Molly Roberson perform Part One of BOUNDED IN A NUTSHELL by Jason C Stuart.

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molly and nick2

Angela Gant performs Part Two of BOUNDED IN A NUTSHELL

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Angela with beer1

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Joshua Cox performs Part Three of BOUNDED IN A NUTSHELL.

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less is Moore

•February 24, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Dr Cyclops with wrench for blogContinuing our QUANTUM COMPUTER CRASH(COLLISION?)- COURSE to get your geek on for March’s performance BOUNDED IN A NUTSHELL

Look long and lovingly at your iMac – it may be a thing of the past by decade’s end if Omar El Akkad from THE GLOBE AND MAIL is right.

IBM is doing some crazy shit right now with “peta-scale computers.”

What’s a peta-scale computer?

According to the article

“To get a sense of how fast a peta-scale computer is, think of every human being on Earth doing a million calculations each. A peta-scale computer can do that every second. This is the kind of computer you use if you want to measure what every atom in a person’s digestive system is doing, or if you are trying to predict what the Earth’s climate will look like in 100 years.”

And I was just thinking that my old tube television was a pretty nifty little piece of machinery.

The article also has a great discussion on MOORE’S LAW – which basically says that technology is going to quickly reach a point where the computer becomes so small – it can’t operate anymore unless it starts to address quantum reality.

Because the computer is starting to dwell in a region where the laws of physics drastically change.

Crazy, crazy shit.

where’s my Art-Deco jet-pack?

•February 22, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Teleportation by 2025…maybe.

But where’s the fun in that if there’s no Art-Deco, Rocketeer-styled jet-pack…?
rocketeer blog
Continuing our QUANTUM COMPUTER CRASH/COLLISION COURSE – to get your tech juices flowing for our upcoming performance of quantum curio BOUNDED IN A NUTSHELL on March 27th – here’s a great little post by Marc Saltzman detailing some predictions by Dave Evans – chief futurist at CISCO – who does predict COMMERCIAL QUANTUM COMPUTERS BY 2020!

Click here for for technological predictions from CISCO – including the assertion that, by the year 2020, a $1000 computer will have the same raw capacity to process info as the human brain does.

Shit. I already feel my computer is smarter than me.

Teleportation at the particulate level is predicted to be happening by 2025.

And yet, still – NO ART-DECO JET-PACK PREDICTED!

What fun is the future if there’s no Art-Deco jet-pack???

 
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